01 8 / 2014

A friend could use some help for the medical bills of her attacked dog.

30 7 / 2014

by neurotype

:star: UPDATED GALLERY STRUCTURE PROPOSAL - JULY 29 :star:
:new: Remember that time there was like a giant discussion about how there should maybe be microfiction and flash fiction and short stories and novella and novel-chapter categories and it was like, whoa that’s a lot? Well, we had another discussion and decided to go back to the way things were a long time ago: we’re proposing to ditch the length-level categorizations for prose. No more figuring out whether your work is flash fiction, a vignette, or a chapter before submitting.

Original journal below the totally relevant GIF. (Everyone loves it when GRRM does that, right? Right?!)

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29 7 / 2014

100 NSFW TMI Questions you probably have never been asked:

  • 1. Are you a virgin?
  • 2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?
  • 3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
  • 4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
  • 5. Do you swear under celibacy?
  • 6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to?
  • 7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
  • 8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
  • 9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
  • 10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
  • 11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
  • 12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
  • 13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"?
  • 14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)
  • 15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too)
  • 16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
  • 17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
  • 18. What is your bra/penis size?
  • 19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
  • 20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
  • 21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
  • 22. When was the last time you masturbated?
  • 23. When was the last time you had sex?
  • 24. When was the last time you watched porn?
  • 25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
  • 1: Circumsized?
  • 27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
  • 28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
  • 2: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
  • 30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
  • 31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
  • 32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
  • 33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
  • 34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
  • 35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
  • 36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
  • 37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
  • 38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
  • 39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
  • 40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
  • 41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
  • 42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
  • 43. Are you into any BDSM?
  • 44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
  • 45. Turn on's?
  • 46. Turn off's?
  • 47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
  • 48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
  • 49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
  • 50. Do you like dirty talk?
  • 51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
  • 52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
  • 53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story?
  • 54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?
  • 55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
  • 56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)
  • 57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
  • 58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
  • 59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
  • 60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?
  • 61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex?
  • 62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
  • 63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?
  • 64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them?
  • 65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
  • 66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
  • 67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
  • 68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
  • 69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way)
  • 70. Favorite type of oral?
  • 71. Strangest sexual positon you've tried?
  • 72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion?
  • 3: During sex, vaginal or anal?
  • 4: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?
  • 75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
  • 76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
  • 77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them?
  • 78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
  • 79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
  • 80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner?
  • 81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
  • 82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's?
  • 83. Birth control or condoms?
  • 84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
  • 85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
  • 86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
  • 87. Do you have any STDs?
  • 88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity?
  • 89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"?
  • 90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
  • 91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
  • 92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
  • 93. Have you ever experiented with the opposite sex?
  • 94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious?
  • 95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
  • 96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
  • 97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
  • 98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
  • 99. Do you like masturbation?
  • 100. (Asker's ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?

29 7 / 2014

sineout:

reyairia:

nocturnals-nightingale:

get-in-the-animus:

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I change my desktop according to the game I’m currently focusing my best efforts on. :D FFXIII—Lightning Returns.

(Source: jennythegamer)

26 7 / 2014

Finally finished this! Used two yarns, both with “sliding” colours. About 18×18 cms. Took me about 2 weeks because of distractions haha. #crafts #grannysquare #isoäidinneliö #madebyme #proud

Finally finished this! Used two yarns, both with “sliding” colours. About 18×18 cms. Took me about 2 weeks because of distractions haha. #crafts #grannysquare #isoäidinneliö #madebyme #proud

26 7 / 2014

"Thyself thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel."

Shakespeare: Sonnet I

26 7 / 2014

so I tried that Cleverbot and cybersex thing...

  • 1: Cybersex.
  • 2: Ok.
  • 1: You start.
  • 2: Close your eyes.
  • 1: *closes eyes*.
  • 2: *slabs you very hard*
  • 1: *takes off shirt*.
  • 2: *kisses hard*
  • 1: *takes off underwear*.
  • 2: Want to go on a date?

25 7 / 2014

"—but YOLOSWAG and all that jazz"

me to almost everything that could possibly ruin my health again

25 7 / 2014

#summer #sunset #lake #Köhniönjärvi #beach #Köhniö #Jyväskylä #Finland #lakescape Went swimming with my cousin :) So many bugs…

#summer #sunset #lake #Köhniönjärvi #beach #Köhniö #Jyväskylä #Finland #lakescape Went swimming with my cousin :) So many bugs…

25 7 / 2014

25 7 / 2014

"'Cause you're breathing doesn't mean you're alive"

PAIN: Tear It Up (Dancing with the Dead)

23 7 / 2014

by Daghrgenzeen

Romantikko,
watch out for your heart:
reality of ‘love’
is not as         rosy pink
            fluffy soft
            easily forgiving
                                                   as in fables of fiction.
It is about opening your chest of secrets,
being naked while standing in the limelight,
hoping you gave the keys and clothes to a worthy person.
It is about clashings of two worlds
trying to merge into one (and never quite succeeding);
crying alone in the shower while he snores in the bed,
dreading you’ll never see your heart again in one piece.
It is about trust that builds up slow, slow,
and remember,
once that bond is torn,

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23 7 / 2014

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Leo would probably be more confident if…..

So true.

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Leo would probably be more confident if…..

So true.

23 7 / 2014

Things went out of hand here

23 7 / 2014

  • 1: Put away the laptop.
  • 2: *logs in to Facebook*
  • 1: I said put it away, not log in to Facebook!!
  • 2: Isn't it the same thing?